WELCOME15 (or reactivate SAVE15) in Shopify Admin, then drop it in the IG bio and the weekend caption. 10 min · nothing else in the funnel converts until this exists.SAVE15. 10 min · highest-ROI single touch on the board.SAMPLE10 expired 5/27 (0 lifetime redemptions); wiring the replacement is the #1 action. Sample→paid bridge remains broken.| Order | Customer | SKU | Net | Profit |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1050 | chazz darby repeat | Ignite 12-pk | $32.30 | $20.28 |
SAVE15 $5.69 = $32.30 net product (+$5.99 shipping, $38.29 charged). Fee est. $1.24, Ignite COGS $10.78. Same customer placed #1032 (Ignite) on 5/12 — first confirmed repeat purchase. Still the latest order on the board 19 days on — no new orders 6/2 → 6/20.| Metric | Reality (90d) | Tracker Reads | Drift |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gross revenue | $876.68 | $128.44 | +$748.24 |
| Net revenue | $693.62 | $128.44 | +$565.18 |
| Profit (est.) | ~$455 | $86.83 | +~$368 |
| Total orders | 50 | 11 | +39 |
list-orders + analytics). The Sales_Tracker tab only logs through order #1007 (4/15) — orders #1008–#1050 (incl. all of May's 27 and #1050 on 6/1) are unrecorded. Per feedback_drive_mcp_no_update, the Drive MCP cannot patch Sheet cells, and this is a no-email refresh, so a manual paste of the backlog stays the one open ops item. Today added 0 orders, so no new rows were due.list-orders (created_at ≥ 6/19) returns 0; most recent remains #1050 (Mon 6/1). 90-day: 50 orders, gross $876.68, net $693.62.sales + sessions timeseries pulled live: 6/17–6/20 all 0 orders / $0; 14-day sessions total 46, 0% conversion.1pzyU67F...). Daily_KPIs reads 0 orders / $0 for 6/20; cumulative profit $86.83 (tracker-side, backlog unposted). No write needed/possible.Jun 15 week (6/15–6/21) closing: Mon–Sat (6/15–6/20) all closed at 0 orders / $0 — drought now 19 days. Last sale #1050 on Mon 6/1.